Cats and dogs and monkeys
(61 total responses)
I prefer...
(answered 61 times)
cats
39%
dogs
26%
monkeys
9%
that the world be rid of the horrors of cats and dogs forever!
1%
more monkeys!
1%
rats dressed up to look like cats and dogs
1%
all of the above, with a tasty BBQ sauce!
8%
FREE THE OPPRESSED PETS OF THE WORLD!
11%
Do you prefer cats? If so, why?
(answered 61 times)
Cats are cool.
34%
Cats don't give a damn. I don't give a damn. Whatever.
18%
Cats steal babies' breath, and that scares me. So I prefer cats.
1%
Cats are of an alien race, sent to monitor our activities on Earth.
11%
My cat likes cheese. I like cheese. Thus, by logical induction, I like my cat.
3%
I hate cats. I'm irrational.
14%
All of the above.
1%
All of the above, with a side of fries!
14%
Do you prefer dogs? If so, why?
(answered 61 times)
Dogs aren't smart. I'm not smart. We get along.
4%
Dogs are smart. I was just kidding about the answer above. Don't hit me.
6%
Really. Dogs are super-smart!
9%
Dogs love unconditionally. I'm not lovable, except by dogs.
8%
Again, kidding about you not being lovable. You're very lovable.
3%
Dogs can smile. Cats can't smile. End of story.
16%
CATZ RULES! CATZ R L33T!
31%
I'm a monkey person. Seriously.
19%
You really prefer monkeys?
(answered 61 times)
Yeah, I like having tiny proto-humans running around my home.
6%
I trained my monkey to fetch my beer and pop the cap. 'Nuff said.
6%
My monkey reminds me of my grandmother.
8%
My monkey is smarter than me.
6%
I train my monkey to ride cats and dogs like horses! Then I video it for YouTube.
6%
Really, I just like 'em. Get off my back.
6%
CATS CATS CATS CATS!
37%
DOGS 4EVER!
21%